How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

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How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

Who's there ! Bing ! Bing who ?

Bing down the house !

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What did the hippie say about all of the math problems?

They're all, like, equal to me...

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.