How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

How are you so strong?

LET ME GO TINY DANCER

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.