Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

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How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.