Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.
A cuddlefish! (corny I know)
Put velcro on the ceiling.
What a wondrous *turd* of events.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
Good morning your Honor!
