Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

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What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.