Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

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How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

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What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

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Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin