Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

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Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

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Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

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What are you gonna be for halloween?

Me: Drunk!

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin