What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

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Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

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Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper

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What's the most beautiful thing in mathematics?

A cute angle

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?