By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
Someone didn't pull it out in time.
Because...bros before hose!
Turkey! Its the bomb!
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Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.
In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.
A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
You better C or you'll B