Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

What kind of girls date firefighters?

Hose.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

Fire Fighter Jokes More Fire Fighter Jokes

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!