Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

Fire Fighter Jokes More Fire Fighter Jokes

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!