Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

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Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

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Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

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Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.