What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

Who lost a herd of elephants ?

Big bo peep !

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

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What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.