What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

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What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'

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What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

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Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

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What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife