Abortionist Jokes

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

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What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

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What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

Option Jokes More Option Jokes

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Scramble Egg Jokes More Scramble Egg Jokes

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What do you call two rows of cabbages ?

A dual cabbageway !

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p