What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist?

Two syllables.

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!