What's the difference between a lady and a laddy?

The D

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What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

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Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

What do you tell a lady with two black eyes?

Nothing, You already told her twice.