How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

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How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

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What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What's Canada's spy agency?

The CI, eh?

How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What is the biggest battery size?

The D. It's huge.

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh