Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

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Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte