Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

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What do you call kangarooo jump and play hocky?

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.