Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.