Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

Why did the chicken go to KFC?

A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.

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Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

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Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.