Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?

The deputy head !

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.