Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

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What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine?

Check your privilege, sithlord

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's gray and can't fly?

A parking lot.

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.