Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

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What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine?

Check your privilege, sithlord

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

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Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!