The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Lets get this done in one sitting.
If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down.
My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.
Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
All of them.
That's a peng ting.
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
