Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

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What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"

Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.