Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

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What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

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What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks

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What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.