Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

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Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

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Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did Mary go after the explosion?

Everywhere.