Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

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What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

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What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

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Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms