Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

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What do hillbillies do on halloween?

Pump-Kin

What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

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How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

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What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

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Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana