Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween?

Too many spooks.

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What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

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What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween?

Too many spooks.

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How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

What Central American country has the most spooks?

Ghosta Rica!