How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

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Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

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How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

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What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

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How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'