How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

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What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

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Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ?

Cain you tell !

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What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Factory Worker Jokes More Factory Worker Jokes

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'