Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

Whats reddits favorite tv show?

The OC.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

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What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

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What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.