Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

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Where's the best place to explore?

Rome.

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs