Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

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What do you call a pig who overacts?

A ham ham.

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!

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What part of New York has the most feminists?

Manhatin'

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.