Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

Why didn't Lebron go to college?

he didn't want to show up for the finals

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

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What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

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Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.