Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

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Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

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What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.