Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

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Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving

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Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

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What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

What did one orphan say to another?

Get in the Batmobile Robin.

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What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.