They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.
36
It's stalemate
Because it's too cold out tide.
9/11
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
They ordered pepperoni but they got plane
Most people miss the twin towers.
They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.
He was always high! (I'm sorry)
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.