Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

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What's the last thing the ISIS fighters' wife said before she blew herself up?

Bahhh

What did ISIS say after the terrorist attack?

Nice

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write