Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

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What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

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Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.

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What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

Discus