Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

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Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

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Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!"