Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

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Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

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Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout