Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

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What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

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Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

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Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.