Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert?

OC It was her sole comfort.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.