Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why Is A Man's Mind Dirtier Than A Woman's?

A woman changes hers more often.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.