Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the dwarf pimp say to his working girl?

Hi hoe, hi hoe. It's off to work you go!

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?

A Ha'wayman.

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

To understand what recursion is...

You must first understand what recursion is

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

Who's there ! Cicero ! Cicero who ?

Cicero the boat ashore !