He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.
They're plane to sea
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings
His answer: "My mom."
Baghdad
It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.
Because they can't even!
She's afraid they'll bring down the house.
Hobos
Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.
There's no such thing as negative energy"
Causal fridays.
Allahu Ackbar!**
Whatever floats his boat.