Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

Previous Random Joke Next

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's in a white mans pants and more than 4 inches long?

Nothing

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!

North Carolina Jokes More North Carolina Jokes

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

South Carolina Jokes More South Carolina Jokes

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.