What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

What did the x-axis say to the y-axis?

This is my domain

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How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be?

An Ex-Man.

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What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.