What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

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Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

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Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.