What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

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What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

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What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.