Why don't kleptomaniacs get jokes?

Because they take everything literally.

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What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

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Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.

What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!"