When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

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What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.