When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

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Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

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Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

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Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally