How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

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What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

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How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

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How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.