How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

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What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

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Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.