How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.