How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!

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Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.