What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's?

An anti-socialist

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What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.