Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat