Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

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How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park?

Flush the punch bowl

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

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How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

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What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid