Microchips
Holy Guacamole
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)
Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.
A: A microchip off the old block.
Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.