What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

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Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Salsa Jokes More Salsa Jokes

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

Microchip Jokes More Microchip Jokes

What does a proud computer call his little son?

A: A microchip off the old block.

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.