What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!

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Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

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How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

anything with curry in it.

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What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!