They wash themselves.
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
Luggage full of goals.
because they were a rip off
pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)
Rub it rub it rub it.
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
The potry
Dishes Sean Connery.
Because everyone knows they give good *head*.
The punch line Found in BL magazine