Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

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Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

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Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.