Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music?

Are &amp Be

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

Bad Place Jokes More Bad Place Jokes

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

Tone Jokes More Tone Jokes

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said