Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

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How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

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What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

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What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

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Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

What do you call a criminal with an STD?

A herpetrator.