Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

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How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

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What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common?

They're all criminals.

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.