What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

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Which positions does a violist use?

A: First third and emergency.

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

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Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.