What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.