What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.