Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

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How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

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Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

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What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !