Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

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What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

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Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled